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order66_drums · Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 4:04 am Post subject:

I help the needy. As a matter of fact, if I can coerce...errrr...convince, some young ladies into helping, I want to start a new charity. Hand jobs for the Homeless!
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andrewthotep · Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 9:29 am Post subject:

Now that's a change I can believe in! So long as the antibiotic ointment holds out...

Photios · Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 12:07 am Post subject:

I don't think the ointment is necessary. Pretty sure he's talking about giving a show, which he'll do for any and everbody, possibly in the hopes they'll gouge out their own eyes. He's slightly more picky about who he touches or gets touched by, but only slightly.
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order66_drums · Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 2:48 am Post subject:

No, I'm trying to let Shit Monkey know what a woman feels like, instead of an ugnaught.
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andrewthotep · Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 11:30 pm Post subject:

I love that movie. I liked it so much I bought the opera.