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socialkik34 · 1st Level Joined: 16 May 2010 Posts: 1 Location: any where

I bought 10000 facebook fans on http://www.socialkik.com for my Business Fan page and I immediately started seeing the conversion rate of Orders/Visitors on my online store increase dramatically ! That was the best advertising investment I made !
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order66_drums · Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 9:58 pm Post subject:

I just took a huge dump. It was the best dump I've ever taken!
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Fitz · Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 10:06 pm Post subject:

My morning dump was unsatisfactory.

order66_drums · Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 1:26 am Post subject:

Do you get enough fiber?
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andrewthotep · Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 8:44 am Post subject:

I injected 10000mg of Windex into my pineal gland and I immediately started seeing Great Cthulhu ordering me to visit R'Lyeh dramatically! That was the last vestige of sanity I recall.

order66_drums · Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 7:44 pm Post subject:

I see, and how does that make you feel?
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andrewthotep · Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 8:47 pm Post subject:

Paned.

order66_drums · Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 12:02 am Post subject:

Ok, now, tell me about your mother.
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Spatula · Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 1:38 am Post subject:

Hey, woah! The man just set up and executed a quite unusual pun. You can't just glaze over that. Let's pause and reflect for a moment.
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SithMonkey · Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 3:38 am Post subject:

Reflecting will be quite hard as we can see right in there.
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order66_drums · Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 4:20 am Post subject:

People in glass houses should smile, and wave at the neighbors, when they masterbate.
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andrewthotep · Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:52 pm Post subject:

I know I do.

And it's masturbate. MastERbating costs $100 more an hour.

order66_drums · Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 1:06 am Post subject:

Sorry, I don't deal with the amateur stuff.
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andrewthotep · Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 8:45 pm Post subject:

No of course, you're more charity stuff. I respect that.

Photios · Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 12:34 am Post subject:

Drums often gives such charity, whether you want it or not.
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